Well, we’re a Striptease Townhouse… Kinda like a strip club, but soooooo much better.

‘Fraid not.

We are licensed until 6am but last entry is at 3am.

We’re reasonable. A glass of Prosecco is £10 and a double mixer is £15.

As many of our guests wear suits we recommend smart casual at the least. Please call ahead if you’ve already left home in a hawaiian shirt and are unsure.

21 without exception. We don’t make the rules, the Council does.

That’s a firm ‘No’. Please don’t try.

Another firm ‘No’.

As you may have figured out by now, no.