We do not often have vacancies, but are always interested in meeting stand-out characters who’d fit in well in our slightly mad house.

We're a small, female-led team of enterprising and entertaining women housed in a rather lovely Edwardian townhouse. We do not charge house-fees, forbid tips to management and do not have a 'housemum'.

If you’d like to join the party please fill out the form below, upload 3 photographs.

Photographs should include one clear, recent headshot and one clear image showing your body proportions; this does not have to be lingerie or swimwear. Please do not upload retouched images.

Tell us about any relevant experience, background and interests in the ‘About You’ section.

Please answer below as best you can. Be as brief or as detailed as you like. There are no right or wrong answers, we just like to get a feel of who you are and how you think. Be yourself and don’t be scared to be funny, absurd, philosophical or outrageous, we like interesting.

Successful applicants will be contacted for an interview which may be followed by a trial period whenever a slot becomes available. We do not hold auditions.

All applicants will receive an email response within 7 days.